Love and marriage

Gusty came home one day and announced that she was married to Sky and Mikayla. Hmm, we go - that's awfully sophisticated. What does it mean that you're married to Sky? "Sky and Mikayla told me to go away. So I'm married to them." "You mean mad? You were mad at them?" "Yes, I'm married to them."
She might be confused on the subject of marriage (or maybe not?) But she's closer to the mark about weddings. Connie bought her a sleeping gown. Putting it on, the first thing she said was - "I can wear this for my wedding!"